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Warhammer Geek Parodies

Crazy Elf Swordmaster (Lyrics)

Finally we bring you the final racial parody, The Elves! Based upon “Funky Cold Medina” by Tone Loc we take a look at the Elven Tank in a way most wont be expecting. This parody sung by Jethal Silverwing and written by Orlock.

Released: 23rd February 2009

Sigmar’s Name (Lyrics)

As voted on by you our fans we bring you the Empire’s first parody. Based upon “You Give Love A Bad Name” by Bon Jovi we take a look at the Warrior Priests. This parody sung by Jethal Silverwing and written by Orlock.

Released: 24th June 2008

Mighty Dwarven Beard (Lyrics)

As voted on by you our fans this parody is of a Dwarven persuasion and brings into focus the Dwarven love for their beards. This parody sung by Jethal Silverwing and written by Orlock.

Released: 09th June 2008

Cybersex Mistelling (Lyrics)

A Bonus parody! This time of “Naughty Naughty” by John Parr. This parody was written and sung by Jethal Silverwing

Released: 29th May 2008

Rock This War (Lyrics)

A parody of Walk This Way by Run DMC (Featuring Steve Tyler & Joe Perry from Aerosmith). This week we bring you a song for WAR as a whole, not only that but a song that features one of the greatest guitar riff’s of all time. This parody was sung by Jethal Silverwing and written by Orlock.

Released: 26th May 2008

Witch Elf Woman (Lyrics)

A parody of Pinball Wizard by The Who (although we used the Elton John Version). We round off the Destruction Trifecta with the release of this homage the Queen of Dagger wielding carnage, The Witch Elf. This parody was sung by Jethal Silverwing and written by Orlock.

Released: 12th May 2008

The Power of Tzeentch (Lyrics)

A parody of The Power of Love by Huey Lewis & The News. Now we know this parody is going to cause some controversy. Not because of the song but rather on the pronunciation of “Tzeentch”, as there seems to be as many pronunciations as there are faces of the Master of Change. Have some fun and check out this Chaos Parody. This parody was sung by Jethal Silverwing and written by Orlock.

Released: 25th April 2008

The Greenskins (Lyrics)

A parody of Rasputin by BoneyM. The Greenskins was created to acknowledge the brigade formation of the Greenskin army. This parody was sung by Jethal Silverwing and written by Orlock.

Released: 18th April 2008

What a Wonderful World (Lyrics)

A parody of What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong. If an evil overlord could win this would be his victory song. He doesn’t appear to favor his henchman Pretzel nor any intruding heroes. This parody was sung by Jethal Silverwing and written by Orlock.

Released: 18th April 2008