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Crazy Elf Swordmaster - Lyrics
the world of the elves is just full of inaction
they are the most peaceful race in all the order faction
teachings quite profound but none of them wanna enter melee
the battle is fresh with a wave of death, will any elf hear my plea
the orcs started charging so we began to spar
from the mists came an almighty thump that shaman was seeing stars
so I turned my head over to see this new gladiator
to my suprise, and excited cries was the “Crazy Elf Swordmaster”
this warrior showed me a tactic on how to get more hits
swinging that awesome blade and your foes’ll fall real quick
he’s better than any D P S or Spell Casting Quack
a couple of swings of his broad sword and the enemies on their back
so I buffed him head to toe, and stood back to watch
and then he rushed right in upto a chosen and shield bashed him in the crotch
they try to hack and slash him, he just strikes that much faster
but now all destruction runs from our boy that Crazy Elf Swordmaster
you see what I’m saying
We got every orc in all the land running for the border
Dark Elves are fleeing, Chaos retreating
they won’t enter the battle with that swordmaster here
We went on to tier two where the foes are much much meaner
I thought they’d be up for a fight with the crazy elf swordmaster,
He stood up on the brink, shouting “Chaos come and get it”
within two minutes, the first wave had started I knew that we would win it
they attacked six on one, could it be our final stand?
but with an artful twist and a graceful wrist our boys in command
there was no doubt he could fight it out of an orc infested crater
just like before they made for the door from that crazy elf swordmaster
you know, maybe tier 3 will be a challenge!
with all this renown we can get some new armour,
break it down,
made it to the endgame, looking for some opposition
We took a chance, we might find a match for his perfection
the enemy numbers bloated, we thought we had found a winner
in a hardcore destruction guild, man they had some sinners
they took the opening shots, for a monent there I was sweating
but soon as that blade was spinning their numbers started dwindling,
I said “wait, slow down man, not so fast, ot it will be over”,
thats when I found you cant slow down that crazy elf swordmaster
now the war is over, have to go home to the wife.
Damn that Crazy Elf Swordmaster